Let Those Dam Boat Guys float your boat!

After navigating through all those dark nights and stormy seas, we can finally see the light on the horizon of overused nautical clichés!…….all while staying warm & dry, no matter the weather.

We cruise the canals all year long!

For public tours with friendly strangers, head over to our “Book Tickets” to learn more and….well…..boook tickets. If we’re sold out on your preferred day & time, shoot us a message and we’ll do our best to get you on the water.

If you prefer a tour exclusively with your own shipmates, take a peek at all of our private tour packages here, then contact us and we’ll make it happen. Pro-tip: If zero tickets are sold on a public tour, you can select the Strangers are Gross ticket option to book the whole boat.

Make sure to check out our sister companies Amsterdam Bike Pirates and Hit the Bricks for your bike tour and walking tour needs, respectively. If you’re keen you can save some dosh and book package deals here!

Oh, also don’t forget to go FAQ yourself!

And, last but not least, we made a thing…..

Those Dam Boat Guys

We received our Certificate of
Excellence from Tripadvisor…

….every single year. Trust us.