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If none of the listed times work for you, or you want a private tour, or just need to get something off your chest, contact us! We're good listeners.


Nearly there....

So....you've made it. You've totally read the FAQ and have pored over all of the amazingly positive Tripadvisor reviews (some of which weren't even written by our mothers!), and now you're ready to book! Great! Click the button below to get to the box office.

but Before you book....

Please remember that this is NOT a scripted comedy tour, but an interactive conversation. Every tour is different, and so the experience is very much what you make of it. The best reviews we get are from pirates who got involved!


If a tour is sold out, it won't display on the tickets page.

Don't hesitate to contact us with any and all questions!