Joining us on tour? Come check out our pirate den!

The password is “AAAARRRRGGGHHHH”

Every good pirate clan has a sweet, secret hideout, and ours is super duper sweet!…but not at all secret. You can find our headquarters at Prinsenstraat 13!

Swing by and check it out! Come say hi, use our poop (or pee) deck, grab some drinks before your tour, or merch after your tour, or hell, all of the above! Please us our toilets instead of bothering our neighbors!

If you have zero interest in saying ‘ahoy’ before your tour, no problem. If you already have your ticket, there’s no need to check-in. You may simply head straight to the dock located (on the water obviously) approximately at Keizersgracht 96.

Having trouble booking online? Let us know, and we’ll arrange a time for you to drop by and we’ll help you book.

If you’re questioning whether or not coming to the office is for you, please refer to the below list…

Common reasons to stop by tdbg headquarters:

1) I’m bored.

2) I need tickets for a boat tour, but don’t know how to use the internet and need your help.

3) I just finished a boat tour and wanted to tell you it was awesome!

4) I just finished a boat tour and wanted to tell you it sucked!

5) I just told you the tour sucked and now my nose is bleeding.

6) I need to pee.

7) I really need to pee.

8) Seriously though, I have to pee so bad.

9) Oh god, it’s happening…..

10) I just peed my pants, do you have a towel?

11) I haven’t peed in a while, maybe I should buy a drink.

12) I need to buy some TDBG merch!

13) The TDBG merch I bought was stolen because of how awesome it was.

14) In the midst of having passionate love being made to me by my dream partner(s), which was only made possible by the awesomeness of my TDBG merch, the merch was damaged. I need more.

15) Fuck this list is long, I need to pee again.