Amsterdam’s weather is a fickle mistress so, in the colder months, our boats are covered! We have plenty of blankets on board, but still best to wear more layers than you think necessary.
During warmer months, our boats cruise topless, and we sail rain or shine. We have umbrellas and ponchos, but you should definitely keep your own comfort in mind when deciding whether or not to bring your raincoat! The answer is always yes.
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If none of the listed times work for you, or you want a private tour, or just need to get something off your chest, contact us! We're good listeners.
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So....you've made it. You've totally read the FAQ and have pored over all of the amazingly positive Tripadvisor reviews (some of which weren't even written by our mothers!), and now you're ready to book! Great! Click the button below to get to the box office.
but Before you book....
On our public tours we will talk about adult topics, using adult language, while adult guests are allowed to enjoy adult substances. Please bear this in mind, especially if you are coming on the boat with children. If you don’t want your kids learn new words on tour, and/or you’d prefer to dictate the tone, a private tour is best.
Please remember that this is NOT a scripted comedy tour, but an interactive conversation. Every tour is different, and so the experience is very much what you make of it. The best reviews we get are from pirates who got involved!
Payment methods
We accept credit card (Stripe), iDeal (Dutch bank card), Apple Pay, or Sofortüberweisung (German bank card). If you have any issues whatsoever, you’re always welcome to stop by TDBG Headquarters or Contact us!
Heads up - If a tour is sold out, it won't display on the tickets page. Get in touch if you’re unable to cruise at any of the listed departure times. We’ll always do our best to get you on the water with TDBG!
